the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

parenting tip

making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems

(Source: montparnah, via im-just-that-awkward)

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

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whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

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the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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protocol00:

>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

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baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

(Source: therealsteveharvey, via awkwardvagina)

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: hroakie, via relentless-assault)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via ruinedchildhood)

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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